At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
