no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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