I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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