She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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