We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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