the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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