I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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