i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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