He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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