Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
All I want is dick and wine.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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