I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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