I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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