No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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