shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Nicole vs. Life
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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