guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
