I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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