Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
