Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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