He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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