She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I don't deserve a penis
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
we're so committed to being not committed
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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