You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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