new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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