no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got chris browned last night
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
The best revenge is premature balding
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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