just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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