after a month anything with tits is on the radar
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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