i'm signing you up for texting rehab
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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