Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
