i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
NoShamevember. You game?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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