I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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