I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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