You just made me feel so damn special
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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