so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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