i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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