is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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