Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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