It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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