i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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