exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I AM VODKA MAN
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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