i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
What a fucking waste of an outfit
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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