So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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