Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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