Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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