So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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