I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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