Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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