I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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