I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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