I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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