Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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