We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Randomize
