Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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